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| Danny: | [To Steve] Easy, Speed Racer, huh? |
| Max: | Actually, this vehicle was engineered to be driven in this manner. |
| Danny: | Would you stop, Max? You’re not helping. |
| Max: | Commander, I’m personally responsible for that body, so hammer it down if you will. |
| Danny: | Kono, this is not a good time. You’re interrupting vehicular manslaughter. |
| Max: | The body’s still here! He’s okay! |
| Danny: | You mean aside from the fact that he’s dead, right, Max? |
| Steve: | Okay, let me get this straight. You guys stole the body because you’re big Bobby Raines fans, is that right? |
| Dumb: | Not fans. |
| Dumber: | Acolytes, dude. |
| Steve: | “Dude”? |
| Dumber: | Sir. |
| Danny: | You became a shrink all of a sudden? |
| Steve: | Yeah, and you can take a seat back there if you’d be more comfortable lying down or you stay where you’re sitting and tell me what happened, because either way I’m going to keep asking you, so it’s up to you. |
| Danny: | Okay, Sigmund, you want to know what’s bothering me? |
| Steve: | It’s your hour. |
| Steve: | You dumped your kid’s phone? |
| Danny: | Yes. |
| Steve: | And the stalker is ten… is he? What, ten years old? |
| Danny: | Ted Bundy was ten once. |
| Steve: | Yes, he was, Danny. Yes, he was. |
| Archer: | Maritime law says I can shoot your ass off right now. |
| Steve: | There’s no such law. What are you talking about? |
| Archer: | What if I blow it off anyway? |
| Archer: | Listen, tough guy. I want a little ID first, all right? |
| Steve: | My name is Commander Steve McGarrett. The badge on my vest is the only ID you’re gonna get. |
| Archer: | I didn’t bring my glasses. You wanna step a little closer to me? |
| Steve: | Oh yeah, why don’t you come over here? |
| Archer: | I just finished saying that, McGruff, didn’t I? |
| Archer: | [To Steve and Danny] You guys talk telepathically? Because I don’t hear an answer. |
| Archer: | [To Danny] You got me there, Hairdo. You got me there. |
| Max: | I found potassium nitrate, carbon, sulfur, barium and copper both in the wounds and on the torso. |
| Kono: | So… is that good or bad? |
| Max: | It’s perplexing. |
| Archer: | [To Steve] Just let me get this straight here, Magoo. You now have your crack task force team running around asking guys if they illegally sold fireworks to some wacko that wants to blow up Raines? That’s good, because I literally can see them lining up to confess now. And I bow to your prowess as a detective. |
| Danny: | [To Archer] Maybe you could consider putting your shoes on. |
| Kamekona: | Don’t need shoes. |
| Danny: | Stop. Don’t enable him. |
| Archer: | [To Danny] Okay, book ‘em, Muscles. |
| Steve: | [To Danny] I like this guy. |
| Archer: | Well, you see a suspect, I see a coward. |
| Danny: | This afternoon you couldn’t see anything without your glasses. |
| Danny: | [To Archer] Don’t try to domesticate him. He’s an animal. Trust me. |
| Steve: | I’m not an animal. |
| Danny: | You were born an animal. You’re gonna be an animal for the rest of your life. |
| Steve: | It’s pizza. What makes me an animal? |
| Archer: | Let me ask you something. You two hens peck at each other like this all the time? |
| Danny: | Yeah. Absolutely. |
| Steve: | No. No, no. |
| Archer: | I’ll tell you what I’m gonna do, ’cause I’m a good guy. More importantly, ’cause I need some laughs in my life. I’m gonna be your marriage counselor. |
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